HELLO DEAR BOOKSELLER - (15,795 bytes; 1 pages)
An actual email exchange, involving a Nigerian, who expresses a wish to purchase
books from this website, and Vinnie Carbone, our Manager of International Sales,
who explains how this can easily be done...
COLLEGE ESSAY - (11,142 bytes; 3 pages)
A college essay, written by an actual high-school student.
WHAM ! - (200,561 bytes; 6 pages)
True Analysis: What would happen if a big space rock (like the asteroid Toutatis)
were to hit Portland? Big trouble for Portland, but what about for folks in, say,
Seattle? Read and learn...
MOMMA RESCUES BABY - (238,684 bytes; 5 pages)
True Story: Mother risks all to save endangered baby. In this case, momma and
baby are squirrels and the threat is a big black dog...
SUBPRIME LOANS and CDOs - (229,465 bytes; 45 pages)
Way back, in 2009, when the economy nearly melted down, most folks didn't have a
clue as to how a few bad home loans could have caused so much trouble. Here to
explain things is a little graphical essay that came out of an introductory
economics class at Harvard,
Greg Mankiw. Since the original presentation seems to have gone away, we
reproduce it here. WARNING: some of the language in the presentation is a
little effing strong in places.
For additional, related information, there is The Big Short, which you can either
read as a book
watch as a movie. Both are good.
Every would-be website hacker and his brother try to break in to WordPress websites
by requesting the wp-login.php file and then trying to brute force their way into
the control of the website. Amateur hackers even try to this before
determining that the target website is in fact run on WordPress. The result for
non-WordPress sites is a bunch
of NOT FOUND entries in the website logs. Here at ESP.ORG (not a WordPress site),
we got tired of seeing all those NOT FOUND entries, so we created a wp-login.php
file to give the wanna-be hackers something back, besides a 404 message.
If Airlines Were Based on Computer Operating
Systems - (4,750 bytes; 1 page)
A copy of material that has been circling the Net, looking for a
place to land...
Haiku DOS - (6,740 bytes; 1 page)
Imagine if instead of cryptic text strings, your computer
produced error messages in Haiku...
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Is there a more classic piece of humor than this? Besides
it is in keeping with the biological orientation of this site,
offers an alternative to evolution in explaining adaptation:
"It is demonstrable," Pangloss said, "that things cannot be otherwise than
as they are; for as all things have been created for some end, they must
necessarily be created for the best end. Observe, for instance, the nose
is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles. The legs are
visibly designed for stockings, accordingly we wear stockings."
Mark Twain. 1897.
Horrors of the German Language
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Mark Twain brings his sense of humor to the German language with this speech
that he delivered to the Vienna Press Club in 1897. Native English speakers
are often initially confused be German word order, since in German sentences
the verbs all at the end piled up are. Here is Twain's speech, both in good
German and in a literal translation into English.
Swift, Jonathan. 1729.
A Modest Proposal
for Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland
from being a burden to their Parents or Country,
and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public
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Modern black humor has nothing on this little essay, written
more than 250 years ago.
Scientific publishing is always a challenge, especially in a premier
venue. Here's the story of what it took to publish a major finding
in human genomics.
John, chapter 11,
verse 35 - (4,396 bytes; 1 page)
Can biology provide dispensation? Here's a theological, ethological,
evolutionary, and cladistic consideration of the notion, recently put
forward by the Bishop of Edinburgh, the Most Reverand Richard
Hollaway, that "adultery is caused by our genetics" and thus should not be
condemned as sinful.
ZOO LABEL -
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Support continuing education and place this sign next to a crib,
playpen, or baby carriage to alert passers-by to the content.
PRESIDENTIAL STATEMENTS - (16,976 bytes; 2 pages)
When President, George W. Bush sometimes made statements that seemed, well, a
little mangled. Here, to set the record straight, is an analysis showing how Bush's
apparent misstatements, upon closer consideration, turn out to be just right.
Hu's on First - (79,733 bytes; 2 pages)
Transcript of an exchange between Condi Rice and George Bush about the emergence
of Hu Jintao as the new leader of China...
How to Attend a
Meeting - (8,034 bytes; 2 pages)
Advice from Dave Barry on that most essential component of
Teaching Mathematics - (43,350 bytes; 1 page)
A brief overview that shows how the teaching of mathematics has evolved over
Moving to Seattle - (8,034 bytes; 2 pages)
A brief chronology, recording the typical joys experienced by
newcomers to the northwest...
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White House Press Release: President Clinton signs the Americans
with No Abilities Act into law. This startling
new legislation, providing benefits and
protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans,
is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon
millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses. Read
about it here...